Handbeast

Someone so abnormally large, they may only give hand-jobs

That hambeast is so large! I could pratically call it a Handbeast!!

by BecauseICanAndWill May 28, 2010

Handbrake bomb

Whilst driving and being tailgated, the driver of the front vehicle may lose the plot and pull the handbrake, therefore braking the vehicle without the brake lights coming on. The result is either causing the tailgater to crash or forced into drastic emergency manoeuvres.

Some bastard in an Audi was right up my exhaust pipe, so I handbrake bombed him. He'll think again before he tailgates a banger!

by munroburton July 1, 2011

handparting

A neopagan/Wiccan divorce ceremony.

Things didn't work out, so the couple did a handparting.

by scarEhappywitchlady July 11, 2011

hanbah

A sexual intercorse using fingers and tounge. Usually used by 40 year olds and is very popular in Spain

I hanbahed my wife lasted night, it was greeaaattt!

by &@34 July 5, 2014

handpant

To cover one's cruch with your hand. Usually for taking a move demure selfy, or for emergensy use when pantsed.
The lower companion to the handbra. Goes great with a hairbra
The lower companion to the handbra.

"If your too shy, sext me a handpant"

by joseque November 23, 2014

handblam

"Hand-Blam" is a term for masturbating, and can apply to both male or female masturbating activity provided hands are used.

I was driving from Newark, NJ to Houston,, TX and whilst driving the thought of beautiful Gloria in her two-piece bikini standing before me entered my mind, and before I knew it I was hand-blammin' while at the wheel of van, and shaking what handblam I could off the left hand out the van window. Afterwards I felt violated, and considered this to be some sort of perverted moving violation.

by The Reverend Soul Train September 11, 2016

HANDBUN

When a girl puts a hotdog bun around your dick and proceeds to jack you off (mustard or ketchup helps)

That dark girl gave me a handbun last night.

by BISHOP1997 September 21, 2016