HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

by Anonymous October 4, 2002

Hp Freaks

The best three Harry Potter nerds you will ever meet!

Damn, those HP Freaks know everything about HP..?

by prismaticx August 19, 2008

HP

A man who tends to masterbates while taking showers and uses the finishing product as shampoo

GUY 1: Wow Mike sure has been in the shower a long time.

GUY 2: Ugh i know, he must be doing a HP

by austin powers 724 August 20, 2013

HP

Hewlett Packard; Otherwise refered to as Heeping Pile, or crap.

Don't expect to reformat your Heeping Pile, the software to Windows is on the computer, so when you reformat it, you loose it, nice job, Heeping Pile!

by Joshua List November 28, 2003

HP

Horsepower - The measurement of power an engine can produce. 1 horsepower is equal to 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute.

Hewlett Packard - A shitty computer company that sells horrible computers to college kids with little or no money or computer knowledge.

House of Parliament - A building in the United Kingdom and a tasty barbeque sauce!

Hit Points - In gaming, the amount of life a character has.

Horsepower - My sr20det produces more horsepower than your car!

Hewlett Packard - I feel sorry for anyone who owns an HP.

House of Parliament - The house that I wish I lived in!

Hit Points - Most RPG games have characters whose life is based on the amount of hit points he/she has.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

HP

Stands for Hewellet-Packard, a computer company. The one good thing that has come out of this venture is the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
The complete definition of a HP computer is: crap

Do you still have that HP?
Do you mean the computer I threw in the landfill?

by digital_heretic December 23, 2004

HP Queen

HP Queen: HP stands for Head Pull. Queen obviously refers to a person of the female gender. HP queen undoubtedly stands for Head Pull Queen. This word was derived out a sub language formulated in Flint Michigan.

"Yo homie that chick is hot' " I know dude she is the HP Queen of the High School"

by Gordok November 11, 2007