Gypsy Fucker

1) Any person who has sexual intercourse with someone of gypsy descent, usually Romanian.

2) A sleeze-bag pimp who likes to fuck vagrants and homeless people.

3) Anyone associated the capturing, sale, pimping, filming, or other use of fourtune-telling love slaves.
Listen bro, as far as I am concerned, the fact that Scott even talked to that skank-ass prostitute makes him a Gypsy Fucker.
by johnny face March 11, 2008
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gypsy mission

a gypsy mission comes about in two primary ways:

1) you go out by yourself drinking and/or taking drugs with the intention of meeting new people, going new places and having an all-round good time. it is a common occurrence when travelling alone, especially in a foreign country

and

2) you are already out and are left by yourself due to unforeseen circumstances, and instead of calling it quits you continue partying alone

the key to a good gypsy mission is to be friendly to everyone you meet. you don't have to like everyone you come across, but ensure you are amicable and non-confrontational

be open to venue changes, crowd changes and trying new things. if a place gets boring, move onto another place. don't be afraid to walk into a house party you know no-one at. people won't care if you are friendly

just remember it's all about having fun and sleep is always optional
whoa, i had the craziest gypsy mission last night.. ended up hanging out with this crack dealer in the red light district, while he made some "drops".
by talib82 May 20, 2010
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gypsy muggle

Noun. A creature marked by a condition of dishevelment or despair; often marked by a snaggle-tooth (or multiple), beady eyes, and carny-like characteristics; possesses little known positive attributes, and often compared with its counterpart: swan marmasir.
Yo Shanalyala passed a gypsy muggle on her way to work last night and it tried to bite her ankle and steal her orange juice!

Steven, stop being such a gypsy muggle!
by Sir Marmasir October 21, 2011
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Gypsy Juice

Incredibly cheap wine made from fruit juice bought at walmart, as much table sugar as will disolve in it, a packet of brewers or bakers yeast, and fermented for a minimum of 2 weeks.
Wow, that gypsy juice tastes so bad!!!

last weekend we got yiddled on gypsy juice

i made 3 litres of gypsy juice for a buck fifty
by teeboy December 5, 2012
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Gypsy Reel

Hey man your girlfriend was on the gypsy reel when you took her sister out on a date.
by Kriscone November 2, 2009
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Gypsy Vomit

Gypsy Vomit is a term for diarrhea. The term originated from the belief that diarrhea was a curse placed upon an individual by a gypsy.
Man, that fried chicken gave me gypsy vomit. Damn, Colonel Sanders and his 11 herbs and spices.
by Dr. Doo-Run-Run March 20, 2010
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gypsy jewels

the beautiful droplets of water that form on the ceiling of a steam sauna and occasionally fall down on your face and body, cleansing your sins and your soul with their majestic powers, which were endowed by the mountain gypsy king
I had a very belligerent weekend in Mammoth, so I snuck into the health club sauna and let the magic gypsy jewels heal me and renew my soul.
by lipsattak November 19, 2011
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