gunk nut

expect the kind of shit you'd normally expect from that jack bollocks.

Jack is a gunk nut..

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

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gunt nosher

A man who proudly and enthusiastically nibbles, bites, sucks-at and munches on a woman's "gunt", or, the bulging area of fat located between an overweight girl's stomach and genitals.

"Quit changing the radio station, gunt nosher!" or "Do you think that guy wakes up every morning TRYING to look like a gunt nosher?"

by billiam's brenda March 4, 2009

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Gunk up me

ejaculate in my vagina.

cum in my pussy.

from the famous phrase once uttered by a Glaswegian prostitute to "one of my mates" (honest):

"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".

(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"

by Le Gend!!! hawheehaw December 19, 2011

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Gunt Scab

A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.

The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:

Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse

Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.

Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.

WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers

"The warts on my fupa scraped your zipper while we were fucking, now this morning I come to see I have gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."

by smackagaweanis December 31, 2011

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