grease magnet

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.

Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"

- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.

by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006

graze and pay

Eating food in a grocery or other food supply store before paying for it at the checkout register or other payment accommodation under a similar mind set as going to a sit-down restaurant and paying after the meal is consumed. (Some stores such as Wal-Mart Neighborhood Markets make it easier to pay first by providing a dollar or half dollar price and a "pay here" box for coffee and a donut or a sweet bun.)

Man its been a long bike ride. I need to go into that Walmart and do some graze and pay or before I die of starvation.

by Patrick Eberhart December 11, 2008

Grease Rocket

Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.

We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.

by rjalex74 May 24, 2007

greatestest

by far greater than greatester.

michael jordan was the greatestest basketball player of the last twenty years.

by latigo December 31, 2010

greaseburgers

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds

Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

greased up and creased up

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.

I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.

by Dashing D6 November 30, 2011

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016