SARM Goblin 

A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).

Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!

Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!

SARM Goblin by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Pink Goblin 

A vagina that is so gruesome and scary looking that it just might detach itself from the body and beat you to death

Stacy's pink goblin must be stopped before it kills again

Pink Goblin by The Iceman November 15, 2004

Hooch Goblin 

Person who drinks way too much for their own good.

Dude, Tim's mom barricaded herself in her room and drank ten bottles of rum. What a hooch goblin

Hooch Goblin by cappinniggashins February 7, 2010

Story Goblin

A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.

This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.

I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.

Story Goblin by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010

sesh goblin 

A sesh goblin is someone who really enjoys the sesh, sometimes a little to much. A sesh goblin will smash through all their drugs at the party and everyone else's because of their 'sesh goblin' nature. Another trait of the "sesh goblin" is that although they are happy to do everyone else's drugs they can't share their own personal supply because they need it to become a "sesh goblin".

"fucking hell mate I'm just a pure sesh goblin rack us a line up mush chore mush"

sesh goblin by AME PUSSY DESTROYER April 20, 2018

zipper goblin 

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.

Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.

zipper goblin by DarkFinn March 3, 2018

Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.

Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !

Snout Goblin by The Babber October 7, 2019