gnar gnar

Extremely gnarly, double gnar.

"Did you see that guy fall of the bus?" "Yeah it was gnar gnar dude, he totally hit his face on the ground."

by Matterleine December 24, 2007

John Gardner

Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.

I wish I had someone like John Gardner in my life. He would make things so much better.

by Jamaica John February 3, 2010

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

Gnar Pow

INSANE powder.

I need a snorkel to shred this gnar pow.

by powskirides February 13, 2009

Hefty Gnar

Gnar to an obscene extent, ie.

1. One of the coolest things you've ever seen.

2. One of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.

3. In describing surf/snowboard/skate terrain/conditions, incredibly good.

1. Bro, did you see that Maserati? Hefty gnar.

2. This fat chick was puking everywhere at that party, so hefty gnar.

3. We just got back from a dope session at Lower Trestles, surf was hefty gnar!

by Midnight_Toker February 13, 2009

gardener

A person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. A highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a Master Gardener.

As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.

by raycruzer September 30, 2006

guerrilla gardening

If you understand graffiti as a "'guerrilla art' attempting to reclaim public space through clandestine and spontenous intervnetions of areseol on walls," then you can easily make the jump to "guerrilla gardening" as a parallel idea - replacing the 'areseol on walls' with 'seeds in soil.'

Concered Citizen: GMO crops are overtaking our eco-system, we need to act in the name of the enviroment and human dignity!
Citizen Anarchist: Let's do some guerrilla gardening!?
Concered Citizen: Hi-oh!< high fives ensue >

by Mark Fox March 15, 2005