malt globs

something cool, tasty, or righteous

Person 1:Did you hear the news? Bacon's a vegetable now!

Person2: That's some malt globs man.

by simplesyrup September 20, 2012

high gloss

high gloss
a type of peron having extreme smoothness and excellent radiance.

~She's so high gloss!

High gloss as a way of life.

by leahwalbridge May 18, 2014

Stay Glossed Up

1. To stay ready at any given moment and time
2. Never slipping, always being on top of your game

3.standing 10 toes down

4.never missing a beat

“As a Gloss Babe Jennifer Paige always stay glossed up.”

by Geewillikerss June 28, 2019

chinese bang gloshio

When a very skinny chinese male humps a skinny chinese female non stop until there is bleeding. After that the male puts his ballsack in her face and she sucks the balls until it hurts.

My parents chinese bang gloshio each other and then they went to the hospital.

by A Very Hard Mexican June 1, 2016

Gloosy

Pronounced “gloo-zee”

1. A relaxed, chilled feeling or time
2. Feeling a mellow high

“We just lied on the beach all day, was so gloosy”

“Just had some kush, feeling gloosy right now”

“Don't worry, my friend Dave is gloosy”

by KingMoz December 4, 2018

Gloss

The act of becoming gross and or referring to something that is gross.

Also pertains to trying to make a joke from storytelling but end up tripping on your own words (i.e. your brain and your mouth not being able to keep up with each other) and in turn the word gross gets reverse-Asianized and is heard as GLOSS.

While in the wetback section of Fresno, Vos got GLOSSED out at the site of a 86' Camaro on cinder blocks.

by www.tubby-bitch.com April 25, 2003

glossarrhea

Aka diarrhea of the mouth. When someone keeps talking for no apparent reason. Oftentimes they say 5 paragraphs worth of information in one breath, take that breath and say 5 more. Just STFU!!!!!!

OMG Becky had this cute little thing on her toenail and I was like OMG, Becky you have this cute thing on your toenal and she was like yea i know isnt it so cute? And i was like yea what is it? and she was like oh i have no idea. i got it after getting with tommy. he is so hot. and i was like ya i know.

I hope you get the picture....because i am no expert at speaking in glossarrhea

by Soft Hack January 2, 2006