Imagine the ultimate BREH moment and then make it a 12 episode anime. A man gets dumped so he tries to rent love and ends up lying and making everyone think he actually is dating at 10/10 when he’s really just an average man. Also if it can go wrong it will go wrong. That’s the logic of this show. So sit back relax and remember... just read the manga.
by I read the manga January 21, 2021
That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
by three-m August 30, 2013
Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
by The Mysterious Stranger January 03, 2015
internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.
by txpipe4udear August 01, 2005
by Hisprincess33 June 27, 2016
When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.
ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?
HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?
HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."
by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 20, 2009
A female who undermines, micro manages and even sometimes belittles you because the boss lets her get away with it. She has no underlining qualifications yet receives promotions and favors. We all know she's grooming or even worse, sleeping with the boss.
"Wow did you hear she threatened to quit if she didn't get the promotion?"
"I can't tell if she's an asslicker, a boss's girlfriend or a prostitute"
"I can't tell if she's an asslicker, a boss's girlfriend or a prostitute"
by Spicy Arugula May 15, 2020