germalism

A lowly form of journalism; grubby and/or focussing on the minute and irrelevant. Often happens at the expense of reporting issues in the public interest.

This furore about the Prime Minister scratching her earlobe at a funeral being 'slammed' as an insult to the deceased is germalism!

by TedH August 8, 2012

geometry dash water

A famous Geometry Dash Youtuber known for his comments on videos, and the creator of "Geometry Dash Comedy News"

Hey did you see Water's new video?
Or
Geometry Dash Water's comment was funny, wasn't it?

by AquaticJx June 7, 2016

Geometry Dash

The ecstacy addled baby of The Impossible Game and OSU.

Ugh "Geometry Dash" is soooooo hard, I can't make it past 10 percent.

Hey, I just completed a level in Geometry Dash! It was so much fun!

by Deuce_Jeuce July 10, 2020

geometry

- The stupidest and most pointless form of mathematics known to mankind. Known for making teenagers commit suicide for it's theorems, postulates, and proofs.

I just took a geometry test (cutting oneself), yeah it sucked.

by hammerboycb October 21, 2010

german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008

Geometry

A crazy, stupid way of torturing students and we can thank Pythagoras for that. people that teach geomatry are usually old, since no one cares about it now. once they die out, a.k.a. extinct, the human race shall be free!!!

Weee, look at meee i am pythagoras, a squared and b squared is ummmm... f squared, no wait... c squaredd... weeee!!!

by JoeyW July 14, 2005

german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.

"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"

by roflzorz November 18, 2007