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pirate's glory

When a person has no eyeball, and a penis is inserted into that empty eyeball socket and sperm is ejaculated into the empty space. (aka- having sexual intercourse in ones eye.)
Last night, I gave Jane a pirate's glory.
Another Example: It's like having sex in somebody's empty eyeball socket.
by Marie & Katy December 9, 2008
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morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"
by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003
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land of hope and glory

Land of Hope and Glory,
Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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new found glory

one of the best pop-punk bands you'll ever hear. started out with the name "A New Found Glory" but eventually changed it to just "New Found Glory". haters can't actually say they hate NFG until they actually listen to their music and actually comprehend it properly. don't hate what you don't understand, you motherfuckers. anyone who doesn't like NFG should consider suicide, fuck off, and die (in that order) thank you.
Kyla: A New Found Glory is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to me. I fucking can't get enough of them.

Taylor: I know. They fucking kick ass!!!
by kyla_NFG May 21, 2007
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hand of glory

Old Lore:

In really old times, people whispered about the wickedness of thieves and sinning, and one popular tale/rumour was about the Hand of Glory.

It goes that a master thief carried a dead man's withered hand into the house he intends to burgle, and then lights the fingers on fire. If a finger catches fire, it means somebody is sleeping inside the house--if it doesn't, then it means they're awake. (Or there aren't enough people in the house as there are fingers, which is important and plays into how the thief is often caught at the end, by people in the house hiding or pretending to be asleep.)

Once the fingers were lit, the sleeping people were charmed, and wouldn't wake up until the flames were extinguished, which could only be done by dipping the hand into fresh milk.

A common variation on the tale is that the hand must be taken from the hand of an unborn baby. Preferably done in a graveyard, at the stroke of midnight, and without making any noise. These Hands of Glory were the best, and when lit on fire, could burn forever without being consumed, and also casting a "devil's light", which would light up the darkness, but only for the thief holding it.
In Looking Glass Studios' "Thief- The Dark Project", Garrett steals back his Hand of Glory while breaking into Cragscleft.
by Ashtar the Fox May 24, 2004
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New Found Glory

Coming from Coral Spring FL in 1997 with there CD its all about the girls" NFG (new found glory) really got fans attention with there CD “Nothing gold can stay”. In that CD was one of there many hits “hit or miss”. Signed with multiple labels such as Drive thru, Geffen, Fiddler, MCA and Drummerboy it’s easy to see why NFG went platinum multiple times. They are going on there 11 year together and are still putting CDs out. They have been named everything from emo to pop-punk to hardcore to easycore although they must be label they say they don’t liked to be, they just what to play music for there fans and don’t care what kind it is.

P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!
PERSON 1- You got to get that New Found Glory cd that’s coming out in 3/18/08?
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.
by NFGzimm February 12, 2008
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Morning Glory

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?
by Bandylank January 20, 2009
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