diamond foreskin

A condition of mental toughness and resiliency for men. When a man is so woke, and tired of the bullshit, he is said to have a diamond foreskin.

Men who cannot be hurt by words.

“She tried to break him, but she forget he’s got a diamond foreskin.

“Brah, you can’t crack a diamond foreskin”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

brazilian fires

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

Moldy foreskin

Its exactly what it means. But the moldy part is just old cum, anal juice, or pussy juice. Sometimes it may be infected from the nasty stuff under the foreskin.

Wife: You dtf right now

Husband: No sorry, I have "Moldy foreskin"

Wife: What I told you to wash your foreskin. I can take it of with a simple 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

by Kermit clit December 30, 2019

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas).

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas). Its as possible that someone that doesn't hold trees sacred or thinks of them as matchsticks would have an interest in burning them as it is that an industrial accident, electrical accident, or lightning caused the fires.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Pussy Foreskin

She’s a dude bro!

I have never had so much Pussy Foreskin rubbing on my face.

by Idk I thought it was funny August 24, 2022