french horn solo

When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.

Man did you hear that french horn solo ?

what's that?

Something very rare and precious.

by The musician January 24, 2017

French Brine

Discharged douche mixture. The hallmark of a French Brine is the douche liquid is administered into the vagina then held. Rather than eliminating the douche into the toilet or shower drain, the douche nozzle is reinserted and the juice is siphoned back into the bottle.

Carla let me French Brine her last night.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

french elevator

Subject A, wearing a blue striped shirt and a beret, lowers Subject B via an elaborate system of pulleys and cables onto a baguette, derrier-premier

I went to Paris and Francois gave me the ole’ french elevator. Needless to say, i have not been back to Paris.

by French Elevator #1 November 13, 2020

were-fence

1)A evil fence by night and a normal fence during the day.
Bites you and turns you into an evil fence.
~~May contain rabies.

1)The fence at the baseball diamond is a were-fence.

by Greggie Peck June 29, 2006

The French Exchange

A situation where 2 people simultaneously perform the cupcake movement on each other after farting at the same time. The exact opposite of barter, due to it being 'a double coincidence of do not wants'

"I trust last night went well, Sir?"

"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"

"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"

"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"

"Very good Sir"

From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse

by Captain Tomson June 1, 2010

Mormon French Kiss

When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.

Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.

by Bros Gold January 7, 2016

The French Monarch

A sexual act which involves a person jacking you off and then as you are about to cum they put your dick into a guillotine and chop the head of your penis off.

Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"

by z4sniper September 4, 2019