piss flaps

A term used when things don't really go your way. For example, when you're playing a computer game and you get shot JUST before you win, and then you realised you didn't save it.

Originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND)

"PISS FLAPS, I can't believe that bloody guard killed me again!"

by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

flaps

A hinged section of an aircraft's wing which allows the aircraft to fly slower but also generates enough lift to stay aloft.

Flaps - check 30
Controls - check free

by Charlie December 6, 2004

Flaps and panels

The layers of tissue contained within the vagina. This includes the labia, both inner and outer, clitoris, and the ducts that lubricate when sexual arousal begins.

How some gay men may describe a vagina.

"Eew, I hate the idea of those flaps and panels"

"I would never put my dick in so many... flaps and.... panels!"

"women, with all your flaps and panels"

by real mackoy February 18, 2010

Framshaft

This is basically a full on replica of a fat sweaty dick. Looks, taste, and smells just like a fat sweaty dick. Thats it. The only difference is that this is not attached to a human. This is also know to get mixed up with the Framshister. They are completely different things.

Wow that Framshaft is ten times bigger than mine.

by Mush bag December 8, 2010

fapsmanship

One's measured ability to masturbate.

Little Jimmy sure has been in his room a long time! Must be practicing his fapsmanship.

by Ezofuji June 15, 2013

Fapson

Someone who faps all of the time.

That person is quite the fapson.
Those fapsons should stop.

by jt93 September 25, 2014

Flapstrap

From the Latin 'Lacina videlicet lorum' this word refers to the thin line of pubic hair on the inner vaginal flaps that is always missed while shaving. Specifically it can be located between the labia majora and the labia minora. It has been said to strongly remind one of the classic male 'chin strap' beard.

"So I was going down on my girl last night and damn. I just could not unsee that flapstrap."

"Girl looked like she had an upside down Jason Derulo down there!"

by Merchants of Fine Muff May 11, 2015