Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Flute

A Dick

Yup bro the peng bird down the street went down on me flute the other night, she whopper bro!

by Kirikumo April 26, 2021

Fiji flute

When you poke holes in your dick and have someone else else blow that shit like a flute

I was bored in class so my friend gave me a Fiji flute

by Prada21 December 9, 2024

Flute

A pipe you smoke dope (meth) out of also known as an oil burner

"Yo can I borrow your flute?"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"

by Kink slong dong January 4, 2021

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.

My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes

by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 5, 2020