Who were born and raised in Florida. Our go to store is Publix and the beach is our home. We all hate tourist and snowbirds. Floridians are used to the bipolar weather and hurricane season. We hate outsiders and only enjoy the company of those who are true Floridians . don’t come down to Florida for a year and say your a Floridan when really your from New Jersey. Most people don’t consider us southerners but if you go down into the Jacksonville/bryceville parts of Florida you’ll really see that we are true southerners. Down there mudding on rangers is the best thing to do. In mid Orlando is where you’ll find the snowbirds. Elderly people on golf carts everywhere eating at crackerbarrel.
Tourists: I’ve lived in Florida for two years so I’m basically a Floridian
True Floridians who lived there whole life: get out now.
True Floridians who lived there whole life: get out now.
by Ryyaya July 2, 2018
Get the Floridian mug.its a pretty rad town if you know the right people and good places to go, like maudes and the atlantic/ the top/ common grounds/ 1982/ the thomas center and just walk downtown,
good place to find hipsters/crusties,
people that drink pbr, blue moon etc, wear flannel tees, american apperal and Engineering,ride fixed gear bikes at all times. have a diverse and eclectic music selection/ shows, smoke good bud and are either enlightening and intellectually friendly, or stuffy and arrogant aka 'wastes'
those who smoke cigarettes, which are normally camel filters, American spirits, sky dancers, or L&Ms, call them stoges. some pretty cool hippie chicks live in gainesville, but you just have to find them. talk to some of them and they will blow your mind with their thoughts.
i dont have the energy to socially break down anyone else, but you get the point.
its also super easy to go to lame places or scary places like :08, the venue, liquid, frat parties, gator game tail gates and others.
choose wisely
good place to find hipsters/crusties,
people that drink pbr, blue moon etc, wear flannel tees, american apperal and Engineering,ride fixed gear bikes at all times. have a diverse and eclectic music selection/ shows, smoke good bud and are either enlightening and intellectually friendly, or stuffy and arrogant aka 'wastes'
those who smoke cigarettes, which are normally camel filters, American spirits, sky dancers, or L&Ms, call them stoges. some pretty cool hippie chicks live in gainesville, but you just have to find them. talk to some of them and they will blow your mind with their thoughts.
i dont have the energy to socially break down anyone else, but you get the point.
its also super easy to go to lame places or scary places like :08, the venue, liquid, frat parties, gator game tail gates and others.
choose wisely
by ceilings December 14, 2010
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Its Heaven and Hell down here. I know since I lived here my whole life. Unlike the stereotype, we dont only have palm trees, its not always sunny but it alway rains and its always hot exept in January when it gets down to the 40's or rarely the high 30's (how the hell do you guys up north stand it?!?),we dont go to the beach every day but at least once a week if there isn't something in the water (shit, trash, fatass people in the water, etc.), and its not overun by old people (they live in north florida but I and most people in south florida don't really care about N. FL.).
What is true is that there is always hotass chicks wearing thongs around to have sex with, during summer there's always fat tourists everyware you turn buying overpriced shit, complaning how hot it is, and wearing things on the beach you should never wear.
Downtown Miami is drug central and the worlds biggest pawn shop. You need some dope, got it. You need an Usi or two, got it too. You need a hit, already done.
Most people who drive down here seam to have never gotten a drivers license. Theres the asshole who goes in the turning lane and nearly fishtails you, the old people who drive 30 mph on the highway, the chicks that just talk on their cellphone and cut clean across from the far right lane to the left turning lane, nearly causing a huge crash, and the guy who drives 30 mph on a 45 mph road but should be going around 50+ if there's no police around and when you try and pass him, he speeds up and stops you from passing if there's a faster car in the other lane.
We don't all live in apartments. I live in a two story house in the suberbs in Pembroke Pines which you probably never heard of. Its like houses in other states but are painted in a wide veriety of colors, no cibneys since we got a/c, and no basements since if you make a hole for one it will just fill with water and become an indoor swimming pool.
We don't care so much about hurricanes unless its a strong cat. 3 or a 4 or 5 coming straight for us like Andrew or last year's, Wilma. The rest are just annoyances that give us a day off from school and work. The only people that go crazy when a 1-3 hurricane comes in are tourists and people who just moved here and never been in a hurricane.
We need to get rid of Jeb Bush, FCAT, lazy tourists, F.E.M.A., crappy teachers, old people driving, satellite tv since the satellites always get destroyed in any hurricane, dumbass driving, racist police who somehow out of all the people on the road, pull over the black guy and says he did 90 on a 45 road, and Hummers. I mean seriously, what do you need it for? There's no hills or mountains here so you never use any SUV for its real purpose and most people don't get it for putting big stuff in so all you have it for is to look like you got some cash to burn on buying gas few miles for 2.25 per gallon at Cosco cause Shell is expencive, all other places are full and noone likes bp.
Overall its not a bad a place to live if you can deal with some of the downsides.
What is true is that there is always hotass chicks wearing thongs around to have sex with, during summer there's always fat tourists everyware you turn buying overpriced shit, complaning how hot it is, and wearing things on the beach you should never wear.
Downtown Miami is drug central and the worlds biggest pawn shop. You need some dope, got it. You need an Usi or two, got it too. You need a hit, already done.
Most people who drive down here seam to have never gotten a drivers license. Theres the asshole who goes in the turning lane and nearly fishtails you, the old people who drive 30 mph on the highway, the chicks that just talk on their cellphone and cut clean across from the far right lane to the left turning lane, nearly causing a huge crash, and the guy who drives 30 mph on a 45 mph road but should be going around 50+ if there's no police around and when you try and pass him, he speeds up and stops you from passing if there's a faster car in the other lane.
We don't all live in apartments. I live in a two story house in the suberbs in Pembroke Pines which you probably never heard of. Its like houses in other states but are painted in a wide veriety of colors, no cibneys since we got a/c, and no basements since if you make a hole for one it will just fill with water and become an indoor swimming pool.
We don't care so much about hurricanes unless its a strong cat. 3 or a 4 or 5 coming straight for us like Andrew or last year's, Wilma. The rest are just annoyances that give us a day off from school and work. The only people that go crazy when a 1-3 hurricane comes in are tourists and people who just moved here and never been in a hurricane.
We need to get rid of Jeb Bush, FCAT, lazy tourists, F.E.M.A., crappy teachers, old people driving, satellite tv since the satellites always get destroyed in any hurricane, dumbass driving, racist police who somehow out of all the people on the road, pull over the black guy and says he did 90 on a 45 road, and Hummers. I mean seriously, what do you need it for? There's no hills or mountains here so you never use any SUV for its real purpose and most people don't get it for putting big stuff in so all you have it for is to look like you got some cash to burn on buying gas few miles for 2.25 per gallon at Cosco cause Shell is expencive, all other places are full and noone likes bp.
Overall its not a bad a place to live if you can deal with some of the downsides.
South Florida has its ups and downs but is still an nice place to live if you pick the right palce to live since all the cities are different.
P.S.: Does all the gas stations up north got some dude fill your car up for you? I know its true in New Jersey but not down here. Just wanted to through that out.
P.S.: Does all the gas stations up north got some dude fill your car up for you? I know its true in New Jersey but not down here. Just wanted to through that out.
by Ezgamer July 24, 2008
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I fuckin' go to the University of West Florida, or better yet, the United Workers of Freedom...(from retards)!
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