Florida

A state that used to be cool but now just sucks total ass. All the leftists moved out there and now it's like California. Florida is where Millennial yuppies go to work and pretend to be VIP. Only the old retired population votes right-wing. It is growing fast, faster than Georgia; and the Millennials will soon make it a Pinko-Marxist shithole. You thought California or Seattle was arrogant? Floridians are becoming arrogant as fuck, too. Also, the traffic is horrible. A lot of people are dying in car accidents out there.

Florida used to be a really cool laid-back state. Now it's filled with arrogant liberal entitled snobs from all over. Who just move out there to party and impress people with their fake superficial lives. Casey Anthony. Tampa is the worst city, they are all perverts and sleep around.

by Abraham's Adversary June 21, 2018

Florida State University

The elite university in the State of Florida. The oldest historical campus in the State of Florida. Usually sends it's rejects to the University of Florida.

That poor bastard couldn't get accepted to FSU, I guess he has to enroll at UF.

by Steve Spurrier June 30, 2004

Florida Man

Florida man is a person who lives in Florida, loves to steal alligators, and does the weirdest shit in humanity, including the US state of Florida. They can do things from buying liquor with alligators, to beating the shit out of people in DOOM cosplay.

Person one: Hey did you that Florida Man who got arrested for stealing a alligator and scaring the shit of of people?
Person two: Who is Florida Man?

Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.

by Chompie021 October 15, 2021

Eastern Florida State College

A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.

Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.

by jman1948 March 6, 2014

Waldo Florida

A wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. You have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. Yes, We have a lake. Are there supposed to be fish in lakes? The city itself is only about a mile an a half long. With a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (Some prefer BP because they understand everything you say.) Also, if you're looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because Waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else's business.

Waldo Florida is a very small city in the state of Florida.

by waldonian352 May 12, 2017

[FT.Drum Florida]

Just north of Okeechobee A outlaw, one horse, cowboy, redneck small town, were all there is a general store and a country kitchen and cows out number people. The biggest plot of land is a place called Bullhead Ranch (little heaven on earth) which is owned by two kids who live in a trailer and bunch cows and scrap metal for a living. There is good hunting for hog, alligator, dove, and turkey. If you wanna see real rednecks of Florida go to "FT.Drum Florida".

"FT.Drum Florida"

by banditdipper180 October 17, 2011

Boots in Florida

Something that only ratchet ass hoes do it ain't cold here fool

" why the hell that girl wearing boots in Florida?" "I don't know she's just ratchet"

by Artifical_sweetness June 16, 2013