Lightning burnies

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.

Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!

by Brian April 15, 2003

lightning piss

when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.

dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"

by NO ONE! May 22, 2006

fighting the hotness

when someone who is usually pretty good looking, let themselves go and look a mess, eg. scruffy hair, unshaved, bad clothes, acne

did you see keanu reeves the other day? looking ferral? he is just fighting the hotness lately.

by mackinaw peach December 12, 2009

Fighting with Ghosts

When you are in a relationship with a person who is dealing with their last relationship and the damage that was done. The important thing to remember is it takes time for that person to work through how and why it didn't work. If they wanted to be with that person, they would...it's just part of the process. It's significantly tougher if the ex treated them badly, because they can't understand why. They spend too much time looking in the past and not enough time looking in the present and the future. They are closed off to you because the wound is still fresh. This can cause insecurity, frustration, helplessness, loneliness and sometimes even anger. How strong are you? Are you strong enough and skilled enough to fight with ghosts?

Dragonfly has been struggling since she broke up with the spider. He was manipulative, used her for sex and didn't really care about her life. But he manipulated her and pleased her physically, so she can't let it go. She can't see the sunshine around her, the love of the those here to protect her and show her the joy in each and every day. It would be easier if he were standing here in front of me instead of just living in her memory...it's like fighting with ghosts.

by LovetheDragonfly October 28, 2013

Lightning McQueer

The biggest of queers, this person is so much of a queer that even Josh Cox avoids him.

-did you see him do that?

-yea, what a lightning McQueer

by Anon5life April 9, 2015

Unexplained lightning powers

Example 1: A fictional character with unreasonable amounts of power, ability, or skill. As stated by the name, they are usually unexplained, yet on the off-chance may be. If they are explained, the explanation is lacking or downright retarded.

Example 2: A sudden burst in might, whether literal, political, or otherwise.

Derived from a Metal Gear Solid flash that joked about Volgin at times, poking fun at his control over lightning.

Well here comes Mr. Gary Sue and his fuckin' unexplained lightning powers. Say bye to your characters, guys.

Those were some unexplained lightning powers Hitler whipped out of his ass.

by Phineas1337 December 18, 2009

Shit lightning

When lighting scares you so bad that you shit yourself.

Omg that lighting scared me so bad i got "shit lightning" from it.

by KillerKristen October 7, 2010