First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.

I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.

by LKMKLK December 12, 2012

first classhole

ANYONE who sits in first class on a flight.

Son, you see those folks who are sitting in the front of the plane? Those are what you call "first classholes". Fortunately, they're most likely to die in a crash.

by 85cyclone December 29, 2015

first-up

First of all, before anything else, on the very top of your to-do list.

First-up, you need to make sure you have enough money before thinking about starting your own business.

by Dean1122 June 22, 2016

fireshine

Dumbass mutherfuckers who add moonshine to fireball. As fucked up as adding Sauerkraut to Fireball

Take that FIreball and add some Moonshine to that shit. Drink it down... Fireshine will make you shit fire for days!!!

by Dumbass Moonball September 15, 2017

First sex misunderstanding

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

first partying

When you put your party in first place baby

We first partied our way to victory that match.

First partying was the key to that win.

by Goat Billy August 3, 2020

first party member

A friend of the same gender who you are so close to that you both start to feel that there is romantic tension between you, however, you will never explore these feelings because according to the devs, you are heterosexual, and you will likely marry someone of the opposite gender, whom you have no chemistry with.

"Hey man, I just wanna let you know that I think you as my first party member. You've been with me for the longest of all my friends, and I truly do love and believe in you. Like, I really do cherish you and feel safe around you. But again, I just think of you as a first party member. No gay shit."

by Captain_Boom May 31, 2021