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Squirtin' n fartin' 

when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads
Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee

joe mama likes farting 

Who is the farting boy? 

What you want to say when some random boy in a group farts and you want to ask whodunnit.
"Alright man, who is the farting boy? C'mon I need answers."

Highway to the farting zone 

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.
“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt
I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3