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Framingham

Framingham is a great town. It's about 25 minutes outside of Boston. It's part of Middlesex County, with a population of 66,910. Framingham is the biggest town in the United States. Framingham should be a city. The North Side is the "nicer side" of Framingham and also parts of the South Side. Framingham is NOT the "ghetto" like some of these definitions say. The town is very diverse also. Framingham has a great public school system and if you live in Framingham you are very fortunate.
Person 1: Hey, what town do you live in?
Person 2: Framingham!
Person 1: Oh really! Isn't that the largest town in the US?
Person 2: Yeah!
person 1: That's so cool!
by anonymouswritter May 19, 2009
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farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas
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farding

No farding during class
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farminara

A mixture of semen from a variety of farm animals used as a dip or comdiment or dressing.
nothing completes a vegetable platter like a side of farminara.
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Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
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Farting Bracket

1. Arse, usually that of a female.

2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!

Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!

I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
by Teknotrix October 16, 2009
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Farging Icehole

Guy 1: Joe's a farging icehole
Guy 2: Yeah
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