When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.
A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.
Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.
A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.
Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.
Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.
by NotBangTownUSA June 26, 2021
Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses
PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?
by Peegies February 09, 2009
Randy: " oh God please Dear god no.."
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"
by Sully:) May 16, 2009
by bestestfiend November 02, 2009
A Sign that says "We sell the best GLASS" and the G and L have been blown away so it says "We sell the best ASS" Epic Fail
or
A Coca Cola truck carrying Pepsi products.Epic Fail
or
A Coca Cola truck carrying Pepsi products.Epic Fail
by Simpsonfan15 February 28, 2010
A phrase quite common on the internet used to describe an idiot, weeabo or wapanese.
However, the phrase itself began to 'epically fail' when fourteen year old kids started spouting it at their parents.
However, the phrase itself began to 'epically fail' when fourteen year old kids started spouting it at their parents.
Online:
4chanmemesaddict: so then this n00b was like "what's a meme?" and i was like "epic phail lul!"
gaiafaggot4life: LULZ ORLY?
In real life:
Dad: Now James, I want you to clean your room and stop watching those anime lesbian pornos
Little Jimmy: God Dad, you are so epic fail!
4chanmemesaddict: so then this n00b was like "what's a meme?" and i was like "epic phail lul!"
gaiafaggot4life: LULZ ORLY?
In real life:
Dad: Now James, I want you to clean your room and stop watching those anime lesbian pornos
Little Jimmy: God Dad, you are so epic fail!
by asdfghjklgads January 22, 2009
by Emo Panda-kun May 07, 2009