by fackingeringer May 6, 2011
Get the fackingering mug.The act of Facebook stalking. Investigating a person's life through the rifling of their status updates, wall posts, and pictures.
Frank: Hey bro, why are you taking so long on the computer?
Donnie: I'm falking this hot chick I found through my friend's profile.
Donnie: I'm falking this hot chick I found through my friend's profile.
by Moomoo<3 August 27, 2011
Get the falking mug.by yoheathur January 21, 2012
Get the falking mug.A fapkin is a a napkin poor people (who cannot afford normal tissues) use to fap. Most fapkins are known to leave rashes and in some cases herpes. The herpes usually comes from factory workers who "fap n' pack" or use the cheap fapkins and replace them into their packaging.
The rough dry surface of fapkins usually gives me a rash upon use. Instead of lotion i use water and if im lucky i might find some tree sap. Im a lucky one. I have not contracted any STDs from my cronic fapping.
by Lil duggie August 15, 2016
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When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them
Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom
by kam11345 February 10, 2017
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I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.
by Tuv Levov January 2, 2017
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