funcle

fake uncle(usually close family friend)

My Funcle is taking me to dinner.

by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019

Funch

When you and your totally rad colleagues all decide to sack off a shit Friday lunch and instead make your day totally better by going for a Funch. (stands for fun lunch)

Hey guys let's sack off this work and go for Funch!

by leadgenerator June 14, 2019

Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)

Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.

by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019

Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !

I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !

by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019

Funck

To vanish after releasing a hyped game with broken mechanics and shallow content as a cash grab and then only patching the minimal amount of bugs so that no legal trouble can be caused.

Person 1: "Hey man, how's your project coming?"
Person 2: "Oh, that shoddy piece of crap? Did a Funck, now I'm rich AF!"
Person 1: "Wow, you're a jerk!"

by DonglyKnob October 2, 2019

Funcle

A fun uncle

My funcle always bounced me on his lap

by anonymous May 4, 2020

Funcle

A fucking idiot of an Uncle.

Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”

Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020