filatino

Filipino and Latino mixed race child/person

Hey where do you hence from...
Oh... I'm Filatino

by BluePixie16 June 26, 2016

first-up

First of all, before anything else, on the very top of your to-do list.

First-up, you need to make sure you have enough money before thinking about starting your own business.

by Dean1122 June 22, 2016

First sex misunderstanding

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

first partying

When you put your party in first place baby

We first partied our way to victory that match.

First partying was the key to that win.

by Goat Billy August 3, 2020

fiat broke

having close to none or zero of your net worth in fiat currency. All your money is in bitcoin or other lesser assets.

Billy: Hey man want to go to lunch at this new place? Its kinda pricey.

Bobby: Sorry man I'm fiat broke. Id have to sell to eat there, and im never selling.

by bestkidinlobby March 5, 2021

first party member

A friend of the same gender who you are so close to that you both start to feel that there is romantic tension between you, however, you will never explore these feelings because according to the devs, you are heterosexual, and you will likely marry someone of the opposite gender, whom you have no chemistry with.

"Hey man, I just wanna let you know that I think you as my first party member. You've been with me for the longest of all my friends, and I truly do love and believe in you. Like, I really do cherish you and feel safe around you. But again, I just think of you as a first party member. No gay shit."

by Captain_Boom May 31, 2021

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021