Fiddle me Faddle

When someone asks you to fiddle their Faddle, they mean that they want you to grab their Faddle and fiddle it. If you still don't get it, it means to jack them off.

It could also just be said after something unexpected happens.

Definition 1: "Hey gurl. Why dont you come over to my house and fiddle my Faddle?"

Definition 2: "Well fiddle me Faddle! I did NOT see that coming!"

by @vegan_negan April 24, 2018

fidelity russian roulette

When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage

Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend

by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018

Fiddlystick

A name for a bar or pub

Let's head down to the fiddlysticks

by VexFTW February 17, 2019

Fiddle Diddlin’

The cleanest way to say sexual activities. Lil nasties, often under the age 16 do it in the middle of hallways.

**two nasty little heathens are making out in a crowded hallway**
Me: WILL YALL STOP FIDDLE DIDDLIN’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AND LET ME GET TO MY CLASS?!

by Pastel Peach February 23, 2019

fiddlescum

when you use a fiddle to masturbate and cum in the hole between the strings

I can't wait to go home and fiddlescum

by Unicorn Pickles Migee February 25, 2019

Fiddle Grippers

A pair of extra long labia. Said to be able to grip a Fiddle and play a tune.

A woman name Ruth had Fiddle Grippers so long she could play the banjo without using her hands.

by Bar Bizzle March 7, 2019

Fidelopez

The act of fucking your girl friend's {Lasha Apso so hard it has to be put down.

Based on {Fidel Lopez of Portland OR who actually did this

If you're late coming home one more time I'm going to Fidelopez your canary.

by nino nittichi May 15, 2019