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failty

combination of the word (s): fail, frail, faulty, and fatality

1.characterized by the onset of repeated imaging focusing on the object of your persecutions demise by fantastical means, usually brought on by the failure to develop a; spine, or balls, or the courage to stand up for yourself

a. coping mechanism

2. Paranoid Delusion

3. (a) Worthless Person(s)

portrayed accurately in the made for t.v. series "Ally Mcbeal"
"you're fuckin failty...."
"I had a failty moment, and when I came to, I halfway expected him to still be decapitated"
"I was feelin pretty failty and almost died"
by WelcometoDylanD February 4, 2010
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Failture

mousey is a failture @ life
by crumb October 10, 2004
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FALT

Fucking Annoying Lesbian Twat / Fat Annoying Leslbian Twat

Commonly Used In The Subburbs Of London. FALT is an extremely agressive and hurtfull cuss.
by InHiding1234 October 9, 2008
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

where i am currently in full time education. we albino hemophiliacs need a place where we can work and play together and chew each other's ears, and stay inside all day in darkness away from the sun
i go to the little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs because i am an albino hemophiliac
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faulter

a) one who chooses the pessimistic approach and makes it a mission for everyone to see his point of view

b) having to be the first to point out the subject's fault

c) slang for an athlete that cannot stop causing penalties for his/her team

Similar to: snitch,liar,pessimist,
a) Person A: What's up with (name here) he keeps on telling everyone what I did. Person B: Doesn't he know once is enough? Person A: He's a "faulter"

b) incident Faulter:He/she did it I saw the whole thing and he/she did it yesterday and they day before. I am way more innocent and faultess. Victim A: What a (cuss) faulter

c) Player A: We don't need this right now in the game. Player B: Get your (cuss) together. Faulter: It wasn't my fault. Player A: Were going to give you the nickname Faulter king/queen of the penalties. Player B: haha
by Meeschy March 10, 2012
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Faulkin

Wow man you need 2 get faulkin laid ASAP!
by Rosedale Technician January 11, 2012
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faulkurbating

masturbating to pictures of facebook friends of which you are simultaneously facebook stalking.
the girl was so hot that i was faulkurbating to her last night.

Damn that abby is faulkurbatable.
by Leathery Dick July 10, 2012
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