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The best looking women with the sexiest accents on this beautiful little rock we call Earth. This coming from a Scottish man.
"Your accent, it's the classiest sound I've ever heard in all my days."
"Yes you handsome Scottish devil, that's because I'm English!"
by Lord of Judging Women October 9, 2008
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Englished

to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.
"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."
by Deke Miller April 13, 2007
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Engrish Exclamation Mark

When a foreigner tries to type English they sometimes use an unnecessary space between the last word and the exclamation mark.
French Guy: Oh man, that is awesome !
British Guy: Damn your Engrish exclamation marks!
by Xavier-Marxel January 26, 2010
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English grammar

English grammar should be pointed out with correct and accurate terms.
Yo see me, Youll do so l8r, trust me on 'dis!
by Popoi June 23, 2004
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English Earmuff

When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it
After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch
by english earmuffin all the time November 9, 2010
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THE queens English

Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.
Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)
by Da Gaz December 27, 2004
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engistud

A rare breed of an engineer and a stud combined. Mostly used for self-proclamation.
If a person said to you "You are such an enginerd." You can respond back by saying "No, i'm an engistud!."
by Jonathan Duckjin Kong March 10, 2009
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