A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.
by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021
Get the Ass Elfmug. Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Head Elfmug. Another word for elf bar
by Frikdandel April 23, 2023
Get the Elf Paintingmug. by Feeeks December 1, 2021
Get the pig poo team elfmug. An elf with typical Asian features of black hair and brown eyes rather than the stereotypical blonde hair and blue eyes that regular elves have.
by Madam Fortune November 11, 2022
Get the Moon Elfmug. kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
Get the elf in a jarmug. An acronym for Emotional Load Female. A less than significant other really just a mere acquaintance or friend that you blow your emotional cum load into on occasion after a rough week or argument with your wife or girlfriend.
Thank god it’s Friday bro this week sucked!!😒 Ima go to the trailer park to kick it with Brandi. That ELF got some world class ass that’ll make you blow your load quick like.
by Cockspert23 April 24, 2023
Get the ELFmug.