salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.

Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”

by 9tea December 1, 2021

top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009

Shut your dress

You're rich or fabulous and just don't get enough time away from the mansion and start complaining to the help. Shut your dress princess

So many people here all the time why can't I have some time to my self...I said to the gardner.. seriously shut your dress

by Sciencelab July 1, 2018

thousand island dressing

when a man and a women engage in intercourse while the women is on her period, and he’s ejaculates inside her.

ashlynn: I want dick but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, make some thousand island dressing.

by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019

Up A Dress

When you really like a person

For Example, if you like a teacher you would say: Sir I Up A Dress You 1000.
The number refers to how much you like the person, the higher the number the more you like them

by Wavid Daliams March 17, 2019

Gentleman's Dessert

Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous

Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory

by Crabwell April 17, 2019

canadian dessert

Tracy...in a short skirt.

Yummm...Feel ready for some dessert!

by moronsvoteforbush June 27, 2004