dilligaf

Do I look like I give a fuck? An expression of apathy. Possibly abbreviated for the first time by a grocery bagger in Melbourne, Florida, U.S.A. in 1985, it could have attained worldwide usage through United States Army service from 1986 - 1989.

Person A: Your hair is a mess.
Person B: Dilligaf?

by Uziyahu July 11, 2006

dilligaf

the acronym for 'do i look like i give a fuck"

- "I'm cold and hungry!!"
- "Dillygaf."

by Rosie and Lizzie July 10, 2005

Dildike

1 (n) a woman acting spineless and floppy like a fake penis

2 (n) a fake lesbian

See also: Dildogenence, Dildoser, Dildojo, and Dildisease

(Lady one walks into gay bar)

Lady2: So, how YOU doin? *wink*

Lady1: Oh i'm not like that, i just came here with some friends.

Lady2: (walks away) Dildike....

by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010

Dillimeter

a measure of distance from one thing to another in close range.

Nicky-"Yo wheres the nearest seven eleven around here."
Alex-"Oh it's just a dillimeter away."

by Nikka Nikka March 25, 2009

Big dillie wonka

The man with the masta plan.. if theres masterbation needing to be done, look no further than big dillie wonka!

I just big dillie wonka'd in my pants.

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

DILLIGAF

1) Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - DILLIGAF

Man your such a wanker, DILLIGAF

by Matthew July 15, 2003

dillio

A term used by morons and their entourage. Also can be used in mocking those same morons.

No example can possibly prepare you for the horror's that will follow the use of this word.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003