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dicking around

wasting time when one should be working. See also: Fucking around.
I was dicking around playing solitaire on the computer when my boss caught me.
by Bill Petrie October 27, 2003
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Turtle Dicking

Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head
"please oh god turtle dicking me daddy!~"
by Katrian March 6, 2020
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Jelly Dicking

When you have sex with a girl with a limp dick
that fat chick was so ugly i was jelly dicking her
i was so drunk that i was jelly dicking that bitch
by deaficating May 6, 2011
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dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.
a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.
by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004
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Dickprint

Hey mate, how is the new dickprint?
by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018
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Dickling

A small, delicate, dainty chair. Usually painted with pastel colors. Typically used for tea or garden parties by the wealthy.
"Darling, go fetch the porcelain dickling set! The neighbors are coming for tea."
by JustFizzy November 9, 2012
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fish dicking

The group act of, well putting your dick in the mouth of a fish you or someone else has caught. An activity conducted in secret by groups of male friends who are always going "fishing". Fish dicking can be a solo adventure but is usually conducted by a group. Fish dickers like talking about fishing trips all the time, and generally drop bank on fish stuff. People who fish dick are constantly blowing off doing cool things such as going to the bar to find bitches, or attending a crunk ass show. Instead of doing something cool fish dickers are always insisting that they have to go fishing instead.
Guy 1 "It's tuesday night let's go to Maxx's and hit on college girls!"
Guy 2 " Can't go tonight, have to go fishing on Saturday.."
Guy 1 " More like going fish dicking.."
by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 December 5, 2015
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