Dickbarborsis

When your dick shrivels up into just the head of the penis

I woke up this morning and when I went to go take a piss I saw that I had dickbarborsis

by Dickbarborsis August 11, 2019

Dickgating

When a person cockblocks another person specifically by gatekeeping the other persons dick.

Amelia wanted to fuck John last night but his ex Kayla was totally dickgating.

by usecodedrlupo October 16, 2019

Dickbasket

A basket weaved with clever hands out of massive caucasian or African American penis's.

Guy 1:Yo ur such a dickbasket
Guy2:Fuck off twat waffle

by Shoe nazi October 29, 2019

Dickbitch

A Dickbitch is a man who asks where the bathroom is instead of peeing outside.

"Hey jake where's the bathroom?"
"God Jared you're such a Dickbitch"

by Big small peepee December 14, 2019

DickBitch

A person who is always getting on your nerves and being horrible. They usually ghost you and don’t care about how your feeling. They like to take things out on you and get annoyed with ppl who are really close. They believe fake news and like spreading rumours.

Sam: Honestly my girlfriend (Erin) is such a grass someone who tells on you my best friend who’s a girl said that as well!!

Becca: God Sam is such a dickbitch
Erin: He doenst even believe what ppl close to him are saying he believes someone else!

by queennnnnofthelanguage December 23, 2019

Dickhat

A hat that is placed on top of an erect penis. Usually put together with a face which is drawn on.

This dickhat makes my my dick look so cute

by The 1 who read the dictionary April 28, 2020

DICKtater

A person in a high power position that believes their beliefs matter more than someone else’s.

The DICK that is the ROOT to problems in the world. Also a dictator in a free country posing as a good guy.

Governor Steve Sisolak is a DICKtater in Nevada, forcing his beliefs on the state.

A Home Owners Association proves a DICKtatership exist by creating unconstitutional rules and upholding them because they are paid to do so and it is ok’ed by law because neighborhoods all agreed to live in a dictatorship.

by HunnyInReno October 5, 2020