Dial pussy

When her pussy smells like the hand soap (commonly dial brand) in your bathroom and you know she used it to “freshen up”.

Something else was very fishy when I smelled that dial pussy.

by Forklift Certified December 25, 2020

Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024

boob dial

When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.

I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.

by Meberea March 7, 2016

dial-by meeting

Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person

Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings

by Lyricalroger June 20, 2015

Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.

Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?

by Good-Boy June 17, 2022

Dialed

To be absolutely ready. If you are dialed you are ready for anything and completely locked in.

Dude, did you see John drop 50 points last night? He was fucking dialed.

by Jerald Richards November 5, 2021

Dial-up

Very slow

Brad: Is Kyle ever going to be ready to leave for the party?

Steve: No. He's dial-up so we will be here a while.

by CarlReiner February 8, 2012