well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022

Best-dressed-streaker

When the best dressed person at prom takes their pants off and streaks through the dance floor.

Prom was great last night, the Best-dressed-streaker ran by me with no pants on.

by Balls19 April 20, 2024