Greg Dean

The ingenious writer of Real Life Comics

Real Life Comics Rules!

by Hiimroryandimreallyhypercuzijustateawholesackofsugarrrrrrrrr October 14, 2004

dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

by oracle October 5, 2004

DeanBean

A pet word for the name Dean. Usually said by the man's girlfriend in front of his friends so that it embarrasses him.

It can also be a term used for 'lesbian'.

Do you not think that chick looks like a right DeanBean?

by GemmikaBabeh July 25, 2010

dean carter

(yes the episode character)
dean carter is the sexiest man to every face pixel earth. his face is so perfect like how. his deets just go together so well and his eyes oh my god. especially him in a suit with pompadour hair oh my. he can literally have my children. he can shoot me with his pretty gun and i would ask him to do it a thousand times more. i want an edit of him played at my funeral or don't bother throwing me one at all. if your reading this pls follow my instagram @cvrtcr yes as in. carter

someone new: who's dean carter?
whole episode community: oh that's maddys husband

by cvrtcr April 29, 2020

Dean Scream

1. When you are running for president and you put millions of dollars into your campaign and blow it by screaming.

2. A strange and disturbing scream that is similar to that of a dinosaur.

1. Dean blew his shot with the Dean Scream.

2. He was so afraid he had a Dean Scream.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Dean Koontz

1. An ultraconservative, hack bestselling author with no discernible writing skills whatsoever, read (and defended) by semi-literate Neanderthals who consider his tripe "real good writin'." Books are characterized by stilted dialogue, senseless plotting, intrusive author's voice, messy tone, surface characterization, tired genre tropes, laugh out loud resolutions, and metaphors so sloppy they would make a six-year-old roll her eyes.

Read by your grandmother, your weird uncle, a couple of your friends and that slutty, weird girl you knew in high school and/or college. Also: read by people who wouldn't know real literature if a copy of "The Great Gatsby" fell out of the sky and knocked them unconscious.

2. Author whose best fortune came when a man named "Koontz" banged his mama, bestowing him with the name "Koontz," ensuring he would be shelved next to "King," a much superior writer in every sense of the word.

Dean: "I picked up a new Dean Koontz today at Walgreens for 50% off."

Steve: "My god! You didn't read it, did you?"

Dean: "Yes, and now I've got severe brain damage."

Steve: "I see your brains are spilling out of your ears. Let's get you to the ER."

Dean: "Yes, thank you. I promise not to read any more Dean Koontz books."

Steve: "Thank you. I will hold you to that."

by KingofCali008 December 29, 2010

dean

One of the best guitar manufacturers in the world. Some of their main customer/ex-customers are Dimebag Darrel and Michael Angelo Batio. They make amazing double neck and quad guitars.

Dude: oh dude you seen the quad guitar dean designed for Michael Angelo???

by tony-montana January 6, 2008