dildo-chuck

two dildos strung together with rope or chain so they can be used as a weapon similar to nun-chucks except much more comical and floppy

Bruce Lee's movie entitled "Bang the Dragon" that was never released showed a scene where he fought off 15 homosexual gang members with a set of black Dildo-Chucks.

by nastynickLXIX October 18, 2009

Dildo Thief

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.

Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy

by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011

dildo lover

One who loves dildos. Anyone who either uses or thinks about using a dildo for fun. A goof ball. An idiot. A lover of dilds.

My neighbor across the street is a dildo lover.

by Frank Phartur December 30, 2011

Dildo Chief

One who is such a douche bag that they can be socially demoted to the chief of the dildo. One whom is so stupid or ignorant that u can only look at them with disbelief and mumble the first thing that comes to mind "God damnit Steve ur such a fucking dildo chief".

by Billy Klyde August 12, 2003

Dildo Knocker

1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.

"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."

by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009

dildo launch

when the dildo is inside the woman and is launched out by a queif

wow that dildo launch went far

by nigga shit July 13, 2006

Dildo Launcher

An idiot that knows they are doing something wrong yet they boldly do it in front of you.

A driver behind you drives faster so he can cut you off and drive slow. You call that person a Dildo Launcher

by Thomaz Santana September 27, 2007