DNA Diaper

another word condom

John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"

by jogglers June 11, 2009

Dirty Diaper Face

The perpetual look of disgust that sets into a teenager's face

Molly walked into class with her usual dirty diaper face. I love my job.

by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

adult diaper rash

Burning, painful rash in ass crack and/or taint (based on which way you wipe) from when you're too lazy to wipe your ass totally clean and try to still go about the daily grind.

Dude, my buttcrack is on fire! Was in a huge hurry this morning and didn't get a good wipe!

You've probably got adult diaper rash. You need to air out your asshole, man.

by Jimduggan619 June 21, 2016

Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.

" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"

by Icebergy November 13, 2020

Dirty Diaper (DD)

When you are fucking a girl so hard that she shits herself.

Diego was fucking Dora so hard that Dora shits herself which created a Dirty Diaper (DD).

by KJ productions February 19, 2011

The Baby Diaper Elephant

These tiny aquatic animals have evolved to be born with diaper; urine stains inhabit their fluffy white diapers. The only problem is that these baby diaper elephants have devoloped a taste for human flesh. At the stroke of midnight they prowl the columbian streets of venezuela, searching for thier next victim. They tend to go for the small fat african american children. The children spill milk and honey attracting the baby diaper elephants, which travel in packs. They first kill their victims by injecting them wiht a potent toxin, which is stored in their tusks. Which embolizes the victim, they always start at the toes and work their way up. The baby diaper elephants have no skin; they search for human skin to replace their rotting flesh. The baby diaper elephant has a foul odor, which attracts the oppostie sex, which is used for mating with other baby diaper elephants. The odor of the baby diaper elephant can be described as a mixture of feces limburger cheese and sweaty feet. The columbian Government has tried to keep these putrid beasts under raps but word of mouth has caused a stampede of controversy. The first military base dedicated to the study of the baby diaper elephant was established in 1973 about 1-kagillion years ago in 1997. The first fatality caused by the baby diaper elephant was Juan Stinkeranzo of Madagascar. He was found dead with his skin ripped off in his million-dollar bungalow in New Yorn city, California. The putrid stench had left a huge imprint in our hearts and soul; we send our deepest sympathies to his family Maria and Jose Stinkeranzo who both wish to remain anonymous.

i believe The Baby Diaper Elephant is much like a chupacabra, just cuter.

by Ryan, Sean, And Nick July 16, 2008

Canadian Diaper Party

Canadian Diaper Party – n. an event where adult persons consent to gather in a space that is either without bathrooms or where the bathrooms are rendered inaccessible. They are then allowed to wear diapers and listen to music whilst liberally drinking alcohol. These persons, wearing a diaper are encouraged to freely relieve their bowels – as they are likely to reach a state of drunkenness that would warrant such behavior, knowing that they are protected from censure as all other party participants are likely to engage in the same bowel-releasing activity.

“Wow Dan, that was some crunch you took whilst on the dance floor at Tony's Canadian Diaper Party, eh?”

Diapers, Party, Bowels, Booze, Canada, Drunkenness

by YourMomEatsBrains May 5, 2010