Daniel: Jurassic Park? More like Billy and the Cloneasaurus
Max: Dan, what the fuck are you talking about?
Max: Dan, what the fuck are you talking about?
by Orchyteyal August 5, 2022
Get the Danielmug. A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is the type of guy that will care for you a lot, stand up for you, love you forever. He’s athletic, most likely gonna be a football athlete when he’s older. Tall, long brown hair, buff, most likely peruvian. He’s the best boyfriend, he’ll treat you like a princess, treat you like you’re the most amazing person he’ll have. If you mess with him he wont give you any chances, if you break his heart he’ll cut you off on everything or forgive you for everything and still be friends. Daniel if you’re reading this I love you much-Rose Puga
by sandbee September 23, 2019
Get the Danielmug. Yo, I found a meme, a brazilian dude with black curly hair, u know wha someone said? :Dis nibba is gae.
Daniel is gay
by FlyingCOckman April 10, 2019
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is a meme god
by Omar20042004 January 10, 2019
Get the Danielmug. Bruh your such a Daniel
by Mohammed12 April 12, 2019
Get the DANIELmug. Daniel
An amazing, funny and sensitive guy who's all any girl could want as a boyfriend/ partner & is every guys best friend.
Sometimes feels he is not important to you!
Derived from the word 'Danius' meaning 'Special one'
Sometimes needs to be encouraged to follow his dreams, and be the best person he can be. He is kind and caring and will make everybody feel special……It is in his nature.
Love him and he will love you back.
At the very least say YES, you won’t be disappointed!
An amazing, funny and sensitive guy who's all any girl could want as a boyfriend/ partner & is every guys best friend.
Sometimes feels he is not important to you!
Derived from the word 'Danius' meaning 'Special one'
Sometimes needs to be encouraged to follow his dreams, and be the best person he can be. He is kind and caring and will make everybody feel special……It is in his nature.
Love him and he will love you back.
At the very least say YES, you won’t be disappointed!
Cassie: There is this guy at work! He is so charming! He is the most sensitive & caring guy I have met… I just wish he was mine!!!!
Aisling: Is this the guy you have not shut up about for the last 4-5 years? Daniel??? He sounds like the best guy ever. Cassie you should really say yes, would probably make him the happiest Daniel alive…..
Sal: Do it already Catherine! Daniel sounds like a legend I just want to meet this guy!!!
Aisling: Is this the guy you have not shut up about for the last 4-5 years? Daniel??? He sounds like the best guy ever. Cassie you should really say yes, would probably make him the happiest Daniel alive…..
Sal: Do it already Catherine! Daniel sounds like a legend I just want to meet this guy!!!
by Mean guy December 26, 2021
Get the Danielmug.