Crumpsatuntical

The act of being a self-adsorbed and narcissistic.

I was very Crumpsatuntical on return of the webinar.

by turkeygobble September 18, 2025

cump

an individual who gets off watching the cuck being cucked.

i heard maximilian is such a cump because he gets hard from watching his best friend get hard from watching his girlfriend and grandfather fuck

by cumpdaddy October 2, 2025

Campsite

A campsite is in the suburbs with surrounding houses it also includes the motorways

“You can only drink drive in the campsites” meaning on city and suburban roads

by Drink+drive October 19, 2025

Cumpacity

The amount of semen a dumpster holds.

That dumpster much have a large cumpacity.

by anonymous November 24, 2025

Cumpanion

A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.

When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.

I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

Cheddar clumps

another name for when a woman has a yeast infection.

dude#1"Hey u get any from that chick yet?"
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."

by senor sombrereo May 21, 2009