Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Bro Cucking

The act of having sex with your boyfriends brother while he watches.

Girl-Have you heard about Bro Cucking?! It’s the new thing to do with your boyfriend.

Bitch 1: Hey Bob, we’ve been going out for a while, and I was wondering if we could bro cuck tonight. Don’t worry, you can bring a snack!!

Bitch 1: Hey, is it cool if I fuck your brother while you watch? No? Why not?

by Hip_Hop💕 November 9, 2017

Cucinelli

A badass last name. Originally from Italy. Pretty much the best last name possible. Pronounced: Koo-chee-neh-lee or Koo-chi-neh-lee. Can mean either in the kitchen or little dog of god. Yes, that is right. Look it up.

Darryl: Hey you know Chuck Norris?
Kalvin: You mean Chuck Cucinelli.
Darryl: What?!
Kalvin: A man that badass has to be a Cucinelli somehow!
Darryl: Must be.

by ManManManManManMan June 22, 2010

Cucumber

No

"I have a large cucumber"

by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013

cucking

a type of defeat royaly bad, an alternative name of getting "dicked" had to be created.

i took a huge cucking last night on that call of duty tournament.

by thecucklingkev May 14, 2016

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

horse cucci

The way to say coochie on roblox without getting reported

Damn why can’t I swear on here?

Don’t worry say Horse cucci

by Imajellyfishbish August 21, 2019