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crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.
by James December 14, 2004
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crystal palace

thought by some to be good , not me not 6 billon other people, palace are crap, turd , poo, shit......
by almay May 2, 2005
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Crystal Maiden

A Character on a video game that my brother andrew beats off to playing War Craft, with Dave and Cory
Andrew beats off to Crystal Maiden on warcraft while online with Cory and Dave!
by Mattrick December 9, 2008
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crystal crunch

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.
that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!
by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006
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Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond
by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018
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crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
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crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries
i made that girl have a crystal forest
by lefthanded May 1, 2016
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