Crumbage

The crumbs that fall down one's cleavage while eating.

"Man, I've been having a lot of crumbage today."

by Ladybug25 October 9, 2012

Crumble Cop

A law enforcement officer from Battle Ground, WA that was effective before Washington State passed Initiative 502 to legalize marijuana. If pulled over by a crumble cop in Battle Ground, your car would be thoroughly searched for marijuana. If even crumbles were found, you would be taken to Clark County Jail.

"Do the speed limit in Battle Ground, we've got that pipe in the center console and the crumble cops are out today"

by Dominickus Wells January 20, 2013

Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities

Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping

by Jollyrodgerey November 6, 2014

crumpf

To defecate. Specifically, to defecate on another individual, often for sexual pleasure or humiliation.

You might want to avoid that bathroom, I just walked in on a guy crumpfing on two midgets.

by Bearded Justice May 25, 2015

crumbderpants

When you get crumbs in your under pants

After eating graham crackers on the couch , I stood up and had the unfortunate recognition that I'd developed crumbderpants!

by evilmissyann July 19, 2017

Crumpet cunt

Sticking a buttery biscuit in ur cunt and leaving it there till it goes mushy

Oh wait r u crumpet cunting to Nick crompton

by Holocaust 2 August 23, 2017

Crumbster

A man who frequents hotels and jizzes on the robes supplied in the room.

Did that Crumbster really just ask for more robes sent to his room?

by The_Prophessor May 30, 2018