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contact lens

The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.
Jamie's gotta wear an eye patch cause her boyfriend gave her a contact lens.
by Deagans September 8, 2005
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5th point of contact

US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.
It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.
by SFC. Mayhem September 25, 2009
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No true definition, best used in a manner by which the "true" definition cannot be confused with this word.
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As a response to any question:
"It's contained."

When reserving a hotel room:
"Sir we do have one room, would you like that one?"
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"...what do you mean by contained?"
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sexual contact

The touching of genitalia between two creatures.
Me and my little sister have frequent sexual contact.
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contact high

If you blow smoke in someone's face, without them actually toking, enough smoke can get them "contact" high, meaning that they came into contact with THC through the second hand smoke, and thus, became high. Also, the contact high usually never shows up on a drug test..
Mike got his cat contact high by bringing him into the bathroom and toking on two flat blunts.
by SuperSonicX December 29, 2007
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big container

A game started in Northeast PA. You fill up a the biggest container you can find with various types of alcohol. Then, participants must chug it. The chant is "Big container, Big container. Who is going to drink from the big container. (insert name) x3 is going to drink from the big container!"

The game continues until the container is empty. It can only be played after midnight.
Big container, Big container. Who is going to drink from the big container? Nick! Nick! Nick is going to drink from the big container!
by nevernude13 July 19, 2011
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contarton

a contarton is a cross between a container and a carton.
it brought some great laughs at lunch the other day, the word slipped out, now it's certified!
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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