toad choker

A torrential, almost monsoon level of rain. Same as a Frog Strangler

Dude, did you hear that Toad Choker that passed by last night? It knocked down the tree in my yard!

by NannerPuddin June 11, 2023

Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.

Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!

by Chubert October 25, 2010

The Triangle Choker

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex

Random names

Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’

by Smexybeast69 June 14, 2018

Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time

I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.

by StabbyStab December 11, 2019

dane cookers

1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.

2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.

3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.

4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.

6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.

Fucking dane cookers!

by JayMoo January 20, 2007

crockerpot

1: a womans fuck box.
2: an asshole.
3:...

MAN 1:"i think saddam is cool".
MAN 2:"that man is a crockerpot. and so are you!stupid crockerpot..."

by the turtle December 27, 2005

Chain Choker

Former-linked to the rap group, Bay City Chain Chokers, a chain choker is a typical white boy, trying to act black, but can'not find a big enough chain, hense, chain CHOKER...

Hommies: Yo man, check this chain choker out
Wigga: Wus crackin my n****s
Hommies: What did he just say?!?
Wigga: its all good in the hood my n****s

*WHACK*

Wigga: No beef dawg, no beef

*WHACK*

by Jamierko7 March 13, 2008