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credentialism

When academic or other credentials are considered the ultimate criteria in hiring or evaluation rather then a person's competence or ability to do a particular job.
They hire these young no nothings idiots with masters to be my boss and then I spent my time training them . Credentialism at its worst .
by whatsnu January 24, 2022
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Creditless

Opposite of credible, someone unable to be believed or unreasonable to trust
“Grimm said Zombie Man got rover level guns? He’s creditless as fuck
by Josias793 January 30, 2022
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Credentialed idiocracy

A) The opposite of a real meritocracy,

B) when people with elite academic credentials run for and obtain political office and then behave and as a final result lead like fools/idiots.
The epitome of credentialed idiocracy is Corey Booker and Pete Buttigieg. The term credentialed idiocracy was invented by Ned Ryun on fox News.
by Sexydimma April 1, 2022
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Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.
Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013
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Colfax Credibility

Col•fax Cred•i•bil•i•ty
Col'faxus ˌKredəˈbilitē/
-noun

-refers to 'Colfax Avenue'. At 26.5 miles, it serves as the main business hub thru metro Denver, CO.

1. The power of inspiring trust and belief due simply to the fact that if one is pouring syrup on it, then it must be pancakes.
- a. validated by the insertion of terms "swear on god/mothers grave", "100% pure", "just ask anyone" and "serious as a heart attack".
-b. can be easily un-validated in the event authorities deem strange things afoot at the Circle K or other locations, by oath: "I don't no nothin. I was home watchin TV".
-from a guy selling meat out of his pickup at a bus stop, exalting the full bravado of Colfax Credibility: "I've got the best steaks and chops in town. Just ask anyone!".
by rbrightwell19 September 1, 2013
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sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.
"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015
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Take Credit

To take credit means to accept honor for an achievement. The implication is that the honor is not deserved. Someone might take credit for inventing something.
Person A: Yo bro, thanks for turning the bully down.
Person B: It's okay bruv, not a big deal.
Person A: You probably should take credit for doing that.
by Negligible Dude May 13, 2021
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