Cooperously

Eating or doing something very aggressively and/or greedily.

"did you see paul yesterday? he ordered a hamburger and ate it so cooperously that he finished the whole thing in 2 seconds flat"

by G. leaves January 16, 2010

Cooper Clarke

A Mid Sized Wrestler, who wrestles for the sole purpose of getting a oversized cock up his flubber butt. His Hair is always coasre because he scrubs the high levels of Jiz in his hair.Lastley he Lastley fantasizes of siving his size small penis up ther loose vagina.

Woman 1-Man his hair is course
Woman 2-Yea I Here It's From Jiz
Man 1- Yep Your're right that's my brother Cooper Clarke

Boy 1-Suck My Cock
Cooper-Ok But Then Shove it in my butt
Boy 1- Man You're such a Cooper Clarke

by celbritynamer21134 April 13, 2010

cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

Coopernicious

Someone with the last name Cooper that is very pernicious.

"That guy is quite the asshole, who is he?"

"Oh that's Coopernicious, he's a real piece of shit."

by MyithZ February 22, 2014

cooper chase

Queer who sucks guys in the night

Cooper Chase is suck a fucking lezbo

by Awesome 423112311 June 23, 2016

Coopered

When a friend asks to spend the night, then stays for 6 months....

Scott to Mike-"Hey Mike can I spend a few days on your couch while I visit".....6 months later.... Mike's wife-"we've been Coopered".....

by Blackmaverick August 27, 2016

Cooper

The act wrapping ones legs around anothers head, locking ankles and forcing oral intercourse.
Also known as "Millering"

Native Origin: Midwestern United States specifically South Central Minnesota

Seriously dudes gotta be handing out "Coopers" with a haircut like that.

by JoeCapone666 June 12, 2018