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Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
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Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom
by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020
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Cultural Condom

When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.
Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!
by TDog August 20, 2013
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italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom
by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020
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condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom
Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012
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Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms
Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies
by 4seasons November 16, 2019
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Joy Condom

A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."

Dude 1: "Lol!"
by Nico121 May 27, 2020
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