Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.

bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom

by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020

Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms

Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies

by 4seasons November 16, 2019

Broken condom

unwanted baby or a mistake

a Broken condom how Jose Florentino got here

by gamingkid March 29, 2018

condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.

I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.

by Erkh April 22, 2014

Cuddle condom

When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”

You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom

by Bellsebub August 29, 2019

Joy Condom

A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.

Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."

Dude 1: "Lol!"

by Nico121 May 27, 2020

condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012