Condom Pasta 

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.

Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.

Condom Pasta by H-Jew July 26, 2014

condom rape 

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.

My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.

condom rape by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015

condom using

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.

condom using by Thewoods September 15, 2016

condom dress 

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.

Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!

condom dress by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016

condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms

Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock

condom jock by BourbonWerber May 25, 2016

Condom Sauce 

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate

Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!

Condom Sauce by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

condom crusher by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017