comment blocked

when you post something on facebook and a total loser comments on it, preventing others from commenting also.

peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"

by waterpolo15 July 17, 2011

Commentatition

A competition between 2 or more people to have the most liked comment on someone else's status.

Bill and Fredrick had a commentatition on Jorge's facebook status, and Bill won with 12 likes.

by Straightuphoss August 2, 2011

Commentmaphobe

The fear of leaving Facebook comments for several reasons

-You have the shitty iPhone Facebook app which regularly posts comments under different pictures

-You know someone with 3,000 friends, and if you leave a comment, you will be alerted all damn day of other peoples "Likes" and "Comments"

-You have location services enabled, you told your girlfriend you were at work, and you don't want her to see you are in a different county

"Dude, why did you say 'I'd like to tear into that' on my Mothers picture?"

"Because you posted a picture of a filet mignon, i made that comment under it, and my shitty iPhone app assigned it to a different picture. That's why i'm a Commentmaphobe"

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"Wow, you are a popular guy. Your phone is buzzing all night"

"No, i made a comment on a super popular girls picture and my phone has been blowing up all day with alerts from people i don't know. It's enough to make me a Commentmaphobe."

by BLAKERNCON November 27, 2011

comment piece

something as an act, a write-up or a speech that invites much comment.

Your speech is a comment piece.

by uttam maharjan May 3, 2012

comment roulette

It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.

She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"

by Sheila Montague September 21, 2016

comment buddy

The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.

John: Wow, Sarah has a lot of comments on Instagram.
Joe: Yeah, comment buddys.
John: Mhm.

by how2pee May 11, 2016

comment zoned

When someone ignores or just answers very '''friend zonely'' on your comment in instagram.

*Her female friend comments ''babe''*
She replies *Thanks babe :* *
*Guys comments ''You look so hot" *
She *thanks*

Comment zoned

by Wolfyyz May 3, 2018