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I'll call the wireless company

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.
Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."
by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017
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Casey and Eth's T-Shirt Company

A top quality Canadian designer brand. It's rumored they produce only 50 t-shirts a day which would explain the well-rounded price of them. One shirt can go for hundreds of dollars online.
I just copped a new Casey and Eth's t-shirt from Casey and Eth's T-Shirt Company.
by LizardLosier November 16, 2017
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K.O.S. Insurance Company

Stands for "Kindness Of Strangers". Humorous term for just the "old as the hills" practice of merely soliciting the assistance of nearby fellow humans if you have an emergency, rather than paying big bucks for an emergency-assistance plan from an insurance provider. The Amish/Mennonite people are widely known for this "deep sense of community" way of doing things.
I try to always keep my vehicle in good shape and carry all the necessary tools/supplies that I'd likely need in my trunk, and so I don't bother subscribing to AAA's roadside-assistance plan; so far, the K.O.S. Insurance Company has always seen me through with the few emergencies that I've ever encountered while tootling around the countryside. And in fact, usually I am the one who has been the "assister" --- way more often than not, it is I who have come upon other motorists who have broken down for some reason (i.e, flat tire, empty tank, dead battery, overheated engine, etc.), and so I am often able to use my own equipment to get them "up and running again", "patch them up" enough to "limp back home" under their own steam, or tow their jalopy to the nearest service-garage.
by QuacksO July 4, 2019
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Companion Animal

An animal that a human keeps as a companion; pet. This phrase is popular among animal rights activists who find the idea of owning a pet to be exploitative.
My neighbor offered to care for my companion animals while I'm out of town next week.
by FilmFanatic August 25, 2013
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Compassionate quasi-libertarian

A dilettante who is interested in libertarianism, but would more often than not break with the philosophy, politics, and economics of libertarianism for supposed compassionate reasoning ; that comes from an opposing camp. They're a believer in the political doctrine that is libertarianism which emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy and in personal behavior where no one’s rights are being violated or threatened. Yet they are quick to cede their beliefs to appease opposing camps or to maintain supposed good optics.

This compassionate quasi-libertarian is oft associated with girouettism The practice of frequently altering one's views and opinions to follow current trends, bandwagonism The tendency to jump on the bandwagon, i.e. to join a craze or trend, sometimes for profit, or with someone who is dangerously softhearted or affrighted to argue into the weeds about into the trade offs, consequentialism, rule utilitarianism, etc.
The compassionate quasi-libertarian was scared to mention the third variable effect where this "Z" that wasn't mentioned in the study the debaters were discussing was more likely to influence "A" rather than "B" that was mentioned in the study, but the compassionate qusai-libertarian was scarred that he'd be accused of not wanting to help "A"; albeit, in his heart he believes that intervening with "B" wouldn't help "A" and if only the got around to intervening with "Z" instead of "B" than everything would be swell.
by MoribundMurdoch August 30, 2020
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The Compactor

The act of forcing your cock into your girl's anus and forcing the shit in her ass to travel backwards up her intestine and even possibly puncturing through her anal wall.
Stacy: I haven't shit in a week.
Doctor: Have you had anal?
Stacy: Well... Yeah.
Doctor: Most likely you are feeling the effects of The Compactor.
by IfixYourass November 5, 2012
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Cp Company junkie

Someone who is a “druggy” and likes to wear a lot of cp company. Also know as Archie Donald and Big Solid wain
Archie:Mummy can you please a cp company jacket so I can become a cp company junkie
by Small Chungus December 27, 2018
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